So I went over to my grandparents' house today to vacuum up all of their crazily shedding dog's crazy hair so that their house could be nice and clean for when they have guests tomorrow. Now, I believe I've mentioned my grandmother before. She's awesome. I'm moving into an apartment for school and she bought my friend and I this sweeto light ball thing that projects colors onto the ceiling, definitely excited about that.
But yeah, in the typical fashion of grandmas, the first thing she said to me when I got there was "do you want some food?" and I was like "no thanks" because I was just at *ahtnamaseed' going away party and I was definitely not needing any food. Normally she would insist more, but she had to leave pretty shortly after I got there. So I vacuumed the house and then my grandpa asked me if I wanted food. And once again, I was like "no thanks" but that meant nothing, because I was given some pizza anyways.
Turns out, my grandpa wanted to make me have to stay so he could talk with me about the realities of being a student in college. Basically, I was informed never to ride a motorcycle with anyone, that alcohol isn't a bad thing as long as you learn your limits, and that I also should not date until I'm 25 because boys are boys and apparently 25 is when they are less stupid.

ohhh grandparents. I love you guys.


In other news, I stayed at my friend's house last night and slept on a couch (my spine is sad) and I had the weirdest dreams. My dreams are generally pretty all over the place, very few times is there like a whole long dream that goes together, but they're especially weird when I'm not in my own bed. For instance, one part of my dream was me sitting in the back seat of a car with an old woman trying to figure out how to get somewhere and I was just like eating lipstick. I don't understand that at all. But also, I remembered about an hour ago that another part of my dream was actually pretty cool and could maybe be a story or something if I think on it more. It was kind of like a mix between Repo! The Genetic Opera (which we had just watched) and Pushing Daisies and like, cops shows.




I am so tired right now, which feels wrong because it's only midnight.


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